• Old State House - The site of the Boston Massacre!
• Granary Burying Ground - The final resting place for patriots like Paul Revere, Sam Adams, John Hancock, and many more!
• Back Bay - Boston’s swankiest address, since the 1880’s!
• Theater District - Boston’s home for world-class entertainment, from standup to Broadway!
• Chinatown - Boston’s most vibrant neighborhood, and the largest Chinatown in New England!
• Waterfront - The Big Dig has come and gone, and Boston’s Waterfront looks better than ever! Stroll along the 1.5 acre Rose Kennedy Greenway!
• North End - Old World charm and the best food in the city, all within a third of a square mile!
• Charlestown Navy Yard - One of Boston’s oldest neighborhoods, Charlestown is steeped in history. It’s the home of the oldest warship on earth - the USS Consitution - and the site of the Battle of Bunker Hill!

• Snacks
• Complimentary adult beverage for each guest
• Guests can bring their own beverages

Free beer! Free pizza! A complimentary ticket to Boston’s top comedy club! And Boston’s most hilarious tour guides! The Massholes offer the best tour in the world’s greatest city! Have we traveled anywhere else? No. Do we have what they call “book learning?” Um, no. How can we so confidently make that claim? Well, you’re vacationing here, right? See? We’re both wicked smart. We’ll take you through all the best parts of this nearly 400-year-old city! We’ll stop halfway through for a break at one of the best comedy clubs in the country (with complimentary pizza!) You’ll hear about the Puritans, Tom Brady, the Molasses Flood, all the best stories told by the only authentic, original, legit Bostonian tour guides in this city, the Massholes!

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.