Explore the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots with a comedian guide. Laugh, learn, and get spooked on this unique tour.
- Jackson Square - We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.
- St. Louis Cathedral - We will walk down Pirate’s Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
- Boutique du Vampyre - We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!
- Royal Street - We will stop at 800 Royal street, the famous building that once housed a pair of New Orleans vampire brothers.
- Royal Street - Hear the haunting of the Andrew Jackson Hotel
- Lalaurie Mansion - The stop everyone wants to see, the famous LaLaurie Mansion. The most haunted house in New Orleans. American Horry Story: Coven has given this house pop-culture fame.
- Old Ursuline Convent Museum - Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.
- Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop Bar - Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US
- No entrance fees at any locations
- Alcoholic Beverages
- Carbonated beverages
- Bottled water
Join me for a spooky and humorous tour of the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted locations!
Do you like to laugh and dark history? Then this tour is for you!
Public executions, pirates, vampires, and lot’s of murder? Check, check, check, check!
What places will we visit?
Jackson Square
Pirates Alley
A vampire store
LaLaurie Mansion
Ursuline Convent
And many more!
I am a stand-up comedian/actor moonlighting as a tour guide. But you may have also seen me on your tv screens in Better Call Saul and Grey’s Anatomy.
One guest said, “it’s like drunk history but the guide isn’t drunk…that’s just her personality!”
There will be a bathroom/bar break half way through.
I am not a sheep herder, so my tour always has less than 10 guests. Gratuities are always appreciated.
*Age requirements: 18+ but if you have a cool kid who is tagging along, send me a message and we can figure out if the tour will be okay for them.
*The tour happens rain or shine.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.