Explore the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots with a comedian guide. Laugh, learn, and get spooked on this unique tour.
Explore the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots with a comedian guide. Laugh, learn, and get spooked on this unique tour.
- Jackson Square - The tour begins here, where the history of New Orleans as the “city of the dead” will be explored.
- St. Louis Cathedral - Stroll down Pirate’s Alley beside St. Louis Cathedral to delve into the tales of the renowned New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
- Boutique du Vampyre - Discover the lore of New Orleans vampires, uncover…
- Jackson Square - The tour begins here, where the history of New Orleans as the “city of the dead” will be explored.
- St. Louis Cathedral - Stroll down Pirate’s Alley beside St. Louis Cathedral to delve into the tales of the renowned New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
- Boutique du Vampyre - Discover the lore of New Orleans vampires, uncover the location of the secret vampire speakeasy, and, if time permits, visit the intriguing vampire store!
- Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop Bar - Take a restroom break at the oldest continuously operating bar in the United States.
- Old Ursuline Convent Museum - Conclude the tour by uncovering the legend of the vampire brides said to be confined on the third floor.

- No entrance fees at any locations
- No entrance fees at any locations
- Alcoholic beverages
- Carbonated beverages
- Bottled water
- Alcoholic beverages
- Carbonated beverages
- Bottled water
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Join a comedian for an intimate and entertaining tour of the French Quarter’s eerie history and haunted sites!
Do you enjoy laughter? Are you intrigued by dark history? Then this tour is perfect for you!
Public executions, vampires, mysterious women, and a mischievous ghost! This tour has it all!
The guide is a stand-up…
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Join a comedian for an intimate and entertaining tour of the French Quarter’s eerie history and haunted sites!
Do you enjoy laughter? Are you intrigued by dark history? Then this tour is perfect for you!
Public executions, vampires, mysterious women, and a mischievous ghost! This tour has it all!
The guide is a stand-up comedian and actor who has been leading tours since 2018.
Guests often say, “It’s like drunk history, but the guide isn’t drunk… that’s just their personality!”
There will be a bathroom/bar break halfway through the tour.
The tour is kept small, with a maximum of ten guests. The guide is not a sheep herder. Due to the intimate group size, gratuities are always appreciated.
Book the tour and let the spirits and the guide entertain you!
*Age requirements: 18+. However, if you have a cool kid interested in the macabre, send a message to see if the tour is suitable for them.
*The tour takes place rain or shine.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.