Savannah for Morons: Comedy Trolley History Tour

Join the hilarious Moron Twins on the Savannah for Morons comedy trolley history tour. Roasting 300 years of Savannah lore in 90 minutes, this quirky and eccentric tour is perfect for morons and their smarter-ish friends. Book now!

Duration: 1 hour, 30 minutes
Cancellation: 1 day learn more
Highlights
  • Savannah Historic District - Beautiful Historic Downtown Savannah
What's Included
  • Restroom and hydration break at McDonough’s Restaurant and Lounge.
What's Not Included
  • Gratuities
Additional Information

Get on board with Old Town Trolley Tour’s latest comedic journey – “Savannah for Morons”. A hilarious travel experience that satirizes close to three centuries of Savannah tales in a lively 90-minute ride. An unconventional, edgy, and comically rich history session suitable for clueless folks and their ostensibly wiser companions. This tour is packed with brilliantly funny comedy sketches, song performances, wardrobe switches, a couple of ridiculous cameos, and plenty of Savannah history.

Spearheaded by the notorious Moron Twins, Dannie and Danny Moron, this jovial escapade around Savannah offers you all the juicy anecdotes on nearly every significant occurrence in Savannah’s profound, intricate, and fascinating (and inebriated) history; from the establishment of the Georgia colony to the Civil War; from obscure facts about Paula Deen to the reasons every visitor is obliged to capture a selfie at the Forrest Gump bench.

*Please Be Aware: This tour is NOT suitable for children below 13 years of age.

  • Only ages 13 and older are permitted on tour. Infants not allowed on tour.
  • Emotional support animals and pets are not allowed on tour
Location
250 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard
Tour departs from Old Town Trolley Depot located at 250 Martin Luther King Blvd., Savannah, GA 31401. The nearest Intersection is Martin Luther King Blvd and Liberty Street.
Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

Customer Ratings
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Kevin_z
Aug 29, 2024
Felt stupider and loved it! - Most memorable part for me was when one of the tour guides ran out to look for the forest gump bench and then we saw her buy a phone booth looking like Julia Roberts and ran beside the bus for a little while interacting with people on the street. Unexpected and seeing people reactions like “ what in the hell is going on??”. The songs were also very memorable too. Overall great tour and experience for our time in Savannah.
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Carla_f
Aug 29, 2024
Tons of fun! - We had so much fun. Yes, adult humor, but it is advertised as such. Dani and Danny were fabulous. Loved seeing all of the beautiful architecture of Savannah and the history told in a fun way.
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821milat
Aug 25, 2024
Fun filled tour - Best tour we have taken. We laughed and laughed. Danny and Dani did a great job entertaining us and keeping everyone involved. Megan did a wonderful job driving us around in the Savannah traffic.
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Sue_f
Aug 21, 2024
Danny & Danni, twins rock! - Wow - over the top entertainment, laughed almost the whole time. They got us all involved, loved the bar stop too🎉.
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Michael_s
Aug 21, 2024
Very entertaining and memorable - Dani and Danny were both very funny individuals. Their humor isn't meant for those who are light of heart. Would highly recommend seeing these guys as they take you on an enjoyable and very memorable tour.
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Morgan_m
Aug 19, 2024
Silliness at it finest - Just a completely fun and silly experience. Laugh out loud as you get a lovely ride around the city.
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Sharon_w
Aug 18, 2024
Riotiously Funny - Hilarious and side-splitting!!! Best tour of Savannah we have ever taken, and we have taken them all! Highly recommend this tour to everyone!
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Elizabeth_g
Aug 14, 2024
Magical Morons Tour! - The entire tour was awesome! The Moron twins had us in sttiches the entire trip. Highly recommend this trip for a little history and a lot of laughs!!
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Jon_w
Aug 16, 2024
More vulgar than we like good energy - Very little history, R rated Not kid friendly High energy Well scripted Stop in the middle is nice for restroom break
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Louiseot1731nf
Aug 19, 2024
Choppy & Needs a Revamp! - Chaotic, choppy and lacked historical explanation. A bus to nowhere! The “bits” performed could have been done in an enclosed room as it was not clear what we were looking at with all the running around. The “Danny’s” were chaotically running up and down the aisle and twerking their butts in people’s faces/confined seat space or in several cases lap dancing on seat tops. There were brief references to sponsors but no signage to promote sponsors so customers could seek them out. A handout explaining what we were seeing and giving a nod to sponsors in this EXTREME drive-by comedy show would have been helpful. Love improv and comedy, just needs to be re-vamped in our opinion to live up to the description.
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